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Did you hear about the old man in the nursing home?
A daughter is worrying about how her dad is liking the nursing home he has had to go to. She sneaks in and hides behind an artificial tree to watch him secretly. She finds him sitting in a wheel chair in the lobby with a blanket over his lap. Soon he starts to lean over to the left which scares the daughter. She is about to run and help when an aid walks up and gently pushes her dad back up straight and pats him on the head with a smile. Soon her dad starts to lean to the right. Sure enough an aid runs up quickly and gently pushes him back upright again with the greatest of care and pats him lovingly on the head.
The daughter feels so much better now. She knows she's chosen the right nursing home. So she comes out from behind the tree and walks up to her father. She says, "Hello dad. It's me. I came to see you. How do you like your new home?"
The dad looks up at her and grumbles, "Humph! I HATE it. They won't let you fart around here!"
Old, but always brings a laugh... And a star for you 
Lobby Tree
My Sales Manager is always drunk. Should I fire him?
I understand that with the ADA rules as they are, I can not because he has what is defined as a disability. I will admit he does a pretty good job, but he has run into my Jaguar 6 times in the last 3 months. And has throw up in that nice Ficus tree in the lobby at least twice that I know of.
Should I simply park my car around that building and put a bucket in the lobby?
I know by law I have to make accomidations, but how far do I have to go?
time for a change. .......I own the place. No simple manager I!
Dig up a dead body from the local cemetery and place it behind his car before he gets in it and drives drunkenly away.
Tell him you saw everything and that you are on his side, but that it is best that he doesn't show up at work for a while.
Few days later, fire him for abandoning his job.
lobby of the double tree near disney land
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